Bareback phallus riding is shaping up to be the biggest event this year at the 69-thousandth annual Transformers Rodeo. Competition is as stiff as ever, and contestants certainly won’t be dicking around as they battle long and hard to be number one. With a stroke of luck (or maybe several), one rider will experience the warm and creamy taste of victory. Who will thrust themselves ahead of their opponents and stand erect in the winners’ circle? Get your tickets now!
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So accurate.
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needsabouttreefiddy replied to your photo: Ten fandom points to the first person who can spot…
Is Thundercracker proposing to Optimus?What? Of course not!
Honestly, Needs.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
I love Starscream in the corner.
He’s just all: “OMG, OMG, I can’t believe it’s finally happening. OMG, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.”
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